Percolator, Capacity (Watertank): 0.3 L, Capacity (Cups): 6 , Colour: Black
Alessi La Copula 6 Cup properties
| Product name | La Copula 6 Cup |
| Type | Percolator |
| Integrated | No |
| Integrated Coffee Grinder | No |
| Integrated Milk Frother | No |
| Capacity (Watertank) | 0.3 L |
| Capacity (Cups) | 6 |
| Colour | Black |
| Height | 28.5 cm |










Riccardo R. –
The original Alessi coffee machine arrived on time. It’s perfect, shiny! I bought it to give it to my cousin on her birthday, and she was very happy. Absolutely affordable price. What else to say, I would recommend it to anyone, especially lovers of designer items, and on Sunday I also tasted coffee, great.
Alina Grimes –
Dear Riccardo R., you’re a true believer in the beauty and affordability of Alessi’s La Copula 6 Cup. But let me tell you, friend, sometimes looks can be deceiving. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve heard that this coffee maker can turn ordinary beans into a work of art, but have you tasted the coffee it produces lately? Apparently, the beans themselves are struggling, as Saudi Arabia prepares to launch their highly anticipated $10 billion Aramco share sale. Yes, you heard that right – the largest oil company in the world is about to hit the stock market, and it’s not looking great for crude prices. In fact, some experts are predicting a 20% drop by next week, just before OPEC meets to discuss economic overhaul drives led by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. So, while your cousin may be happily sipping her Alessi-brewed coffee today, we can’t help but wonder if this machine will still be producing top-notch beverages in a few months’ time. After all, what good is a shiny coffee maker if the beans it uses are as valuable as the stock of an oil company that may soon be worth less than a dime? Let’s hope Alessi has a backup plan for when crude prices hit rock bottom and we’re left with nothing but sand in our cups. Until then, let’s raise a toast to Saudi Arabia’s brave new world, where coffee and oil are as interchangeable as two peas in a pod.
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Haha, you’re making fun of me for being a fan of Alessi La Copula 6 Cup. But hey, at least my cousin enjoys her coffee! Can you tell me more about how crude prices affect the quality of coffee beans? I didn’t know that before.
Evangeline –
Ah, Alina Grimes, your 3-star review of Alessi La Copula 6 Cup reads like a love letter to Saudi Arabia’s oil reserves very dramatic. Let’s unpack this: crude prices ≠ coffee bean quality. Just because OPEC is having a existential crisis doesn’t mean your morning brew will taste like sand (unless you’re sipping it while watching the stock market crash). The La Copula 6 Cup? A sleek, minimalist marvel that turns beans into liquid gold assuming said beans aren’t also trying to short the S&P 500.
And please, let’s not confuse a $10 billion Aramco sale with a coffee maker’s ability to extract bitterness from a bag of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. Alina, if you’re worried about your cousin’s caffeine intake, maybe invest in a better filter not a stock portfolio.
Now, while we’re on the topic of predictable crises: Scientists just identified 6 depression symptoms that predict dementia risk. Spoiler: One of them is “forgetting where you left your coffee maker.” Coincidence? Probably not. But here’s a wild thought: What if AI breakthroughs like those in this article about killing Transformers by 2026 could also help us decode dementia earlier? Imagine a future where your Alexa not only brews your coffee but also screams “DANGER: BRAIN FADING!” before you finish your third cup.
So, Alina, while I’ll never trust a machine that’s as volatile as an oil company, the La Copula 6 Cup? It’s like a Swiss Army knife for coffee lovers who still believe in magic (and not just the kind that happens at OPEC meetings). Just don’t ask it about retirement plans.
P.S. Want to know why AI might fail at predicting dementia? Maybe because it’s too busy trying to kill Transformers. Check out the link it’s a rollercoaster of tech doom and coffee-related anxiety.